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breeze16
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Username: breeze16
Post Number: 1
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 02:47 pm: | 
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Top Ten Signs You’re Not Getting a Good Tip
10. The customer says, “Your tip depends on it” after making a special request.
9. Its Sunday lunch.
8. You refill the tea 8 times before the salads are ready.
7. The customer says, “We want to split …..”
6. Everyone at the table orders water.
5. After asking if they care for an appetizer, the customer implies that the free bread is the appetizer.
4. The customer pays for the meal with gift cards, comp cards, or complains enough to the manager and the meal is free.
3. The customer finds a hair in their meal, which fell from their head.
2. The customer has a screaming child.
And the #1 sign that you’re not getting a good tip…..
The customer says “We’ve never been to a fancy restaurant before” and you work in a 2 or 3 star establishment.
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linda
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Username: linda
Post Number: 162
Registered: 02-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 03:03 pm: |
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11. Lords_of_Acid is at my table. I refilled her drink without asking her. (;-)) |
jenaclaree
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Username: jenaclaree
Post Number: 54
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 04:17 pm: |
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That's hilarious! And probably true! |
goldenfoxx
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Username: goldenfoxx
Post Number: 27
Registered: 10-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 05:08 pm: |
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You forgot:
12. Can I order off the childs menu? |
m_shaw
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Username: m_shaw
Post Number: 77
Registered: 03-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 07:51 pm: |
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I sit at your table |
nuvola09
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Username: nuvola09
Post Number: 163
Registered: 11-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 10:37 pm: |
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m_shaw, you're such an arrogant...thing. I can't even think of a good word for you. Thank God your wife makes you tip.
"Some people have yoga, I have waitressing." - unknown
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jammie
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Username: jammie
Post Number: 379
Registered: 06-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 09:59 am: |
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linda, thats a riot. Im sure she is rather busy these days, you know getting ready for the big ten year old spelling bee.What an acomplishment!!!!! If I remember correctly she was in one, not the winner?
"CAN YOU SPELL INDIOT?" |
vozveratu
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Username: vozveratu
Post Number: 66
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 10:48 am: |
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13. "Are these the prices or the order number?"
Peace |
avalanche
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Username: avalanche
Post Number: 2
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 08:17 pm: |
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14. when you have surf and turf for $68 on the menu and they split fish and chips for %10 :/ |
avalanche
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Username: avalanche
Post Number: 3
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 08:18 pm: |
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i mean $10 |
scarlett
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Username: scarlett
Post Number: 495
Registered: 01-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:07 am: |
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You're an African American server and PaulB is your patron.
~Imagine if they gave a war and nobody came!~
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wopple
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Username: wopple
Post Number: 23
Registered: 01-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 03:26 pm: |
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Your guest asks you to take your shirt off |
scarlett
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Username: scarlett
Post Number: 498
Registered: 01-2003
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 01:06 am: |
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You do and they flee in horror!
~"Imagine if they gave a war and nobody came."~
http://groups.msn.com/RainbowsRealities
It's always 4:20 at Rainbow's Realities!
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malikyla
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Username: malikyla
Post Number: 6
Registered: 02-2005
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Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2005 - 12:31 am: |
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You have two adults and three kids, 2 of which are drinking virgin strawberry daquiris and 1 child is sharing a meal with his or her sibling. Then they expect free soft drinks as refills, since the kids suck the daquiris down, and get mad when you charge the extra kid full price for a soft drink even though they are sharing a 3.99 kids meal. You know from the start that tip is bad, and you have to tip the bartender on it. I love that, |