Post Number: 456
|Posted on Sunday, June 19, 2005 - 12:30 am: |
"I'll have a glass of red wine." - Stupid Guest
"Redwood Creek or Blackstone?" - me
"Yes, one of those." - SG
"I'll have that." points to picture on the menu. Umm, are we in kindergarten?
A woman orders iced coffee. I give it to her and she says, "Oh, this is too much." So, you want less for your money? Crazy.
And this one comes strait from a friend of a friend who worked at Disney in Florida:
"When does the 3 o'clock parade start?"
For a while he entertained the idea of saying, "Hold on a second," and heaving out a huge binder. After flipping through for a minute or so, he'd finally say, "Ahh yes, here it is: 3 o'clock."
"Some people have yoga, I have waitressing." - unknown